Sinfully delicious, this amaretto flavour coffee has a subtle bitterness with notes of vanilla, almonds and sweet candied cherry. Sweet and mild with a hint of bitterness. If you’re trying to avoid the sweets but have an undeniable love for chocolate, the Instant Regret Chocolate Bar is exactly what you need to teach you to avoid chocolate as if your life (or at least your taste buds) depended on it…the same goes for the Instant Regret Vodka. The ‘instant regret’ part of this devilishly spicy candy bar has nothing to do with the calories and everything to do with the 6.4 million Scoville chilli that are mixed in with the chocolate. Just in case you’re not hip with all the Scoville lingo, it might be easier to imagine eating the sun. Yeah! It’s that hot. Possibly hotter. These unusual boozy infusions are made using hand-roasted Colombian Arabica beans and come in two equally indulgent flavours: If you have never played snakes and ladders, first of all where have you been? Secondly, now is the perfect time to give it a go. Because Chocolate Snakes and Ladders lets you race up to three opponents; and then the winner can eat the board!

Not just sugar, spice, and everything nice. This dark rum-infused coffee perfectly captures the real essence of the Caribbean spirit; with warm notes of toasted sugar, spiced caramel and a hint of smoked, dark chocolate.

We've bottled their sorrowful syrup and produced this legendary elixir so that you too can invoke all of their extraordinary magic. Leave your old life behind, sip upon these Phoenix tears and resurrect yourself with all of its confidence, beauty and grandeur – and in some rare cases, its glorious crest feathers. This stuff is so hot that it even goes beyond the realm of food jokes, even cruel jokes intended for people you don’t like. Basically, don’t eat this stuff unless you’re a real glutton for punishment or just suddenly wake up one day and decide you want to remove your tongue. Welcome to our latest fantastical creation: Phoenix Tears Spiced Rum – a mythical alcoholic manifestation of this ancient beast and all of its legendary powers.

Drink cold as an indulgent iced-coffee in summer or pour over vanilla ice cream for an out-of-this-world affogato. This Chocolate Bar Calculator looks like a chocolate bar that looks like a calculator, but it’s the other way around. It is all number crunching and no calories. In other words, don’t eat it. You’ll break a tooth. Smooth and smoky sophistication in a coffee cup. All of the rich, oaky character of a cask-aged whisky, perfectly balanced with mellow notes of vanilla and dark forest fruits. This is a really cool option to make your interior more special or just fresh. I also used posters for… This chocolate is clearly not for everyone. But if you like challenging yourself and your taste buds, it’s the perfect way to see what you’re made of.Unicorn Tears® Raspberry Pink Gin Say hello to batch 3 of Unicorn Tears® Raspberry Pink Gin, our otherworldly bestial elixir. Chocolate Hard Milkshake Liqueur Just one sip of our Chocolate Milkshake Liqueur and you're immediately transported to the red leather seats and neon-drenched interior of a classic American diner. That instant hit of sweetness, that smooth vanilla creaminess, that silky and moreish chocolate flavour, and now – an indulgent boozy twist!

Take two of life's greatest pleasures – casually sipping a tumbler's worth of delicious booze and enjoying a damn fine cup of Joe – then combine them into one glorious hot drink and you've got our Spirited Coffee.

The new version of its iconic predecessor is a raspberry flavoured pink gin bursting with a rare breed of botanicals: juniper berries, mandarin, almond, raspberry, coriander and pepper, plus exotic horned melon, Buddha's hand and star fruit. GeekAlerts has shown you some spicy foods in the past, but the World’s Hottest Chocolate Bar might be at the top of the list. Based on what the video below shows, you’ll probably be crying after eating a piece smaller than your fingernail. The World’s Hottest Chocolate Bar has a Scoville Heat Unit rating of nine million… Yeah, that is hot – 900 times hotter than a jalapeno to be exact. I’m not sure why you want to try this, but there’s always a few daring people out there. Just make sure to start with a crumb size piece and work your way up…this thing is for real!

All you need to know is, we've tried it and it really is outrageously hot. We wouldn't have given it our Instant Regret seal of "approval" otherwise. What do kids love the most? Chocolate and playing games, that’s what. The Chocolate Snakes and Ladders is the perfect combination of both. It’s also much easier to wager the chocolate board off than having to cough up some cash to give to whoever wins the game.Instant Regret Vodka Our campaign to add abominable quantities of chilli to everything in sight continues, as we now give vodka the Instant Regret treatment! Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur This gin liqueur contains real Unicorn tears. Created by Firebox in a secret location, using our free range Unicorn herd and closely-guarded extraction process (patent pending). Like its fabled stablemate Unicorn Tears Gin, our closely-guarded extraction methods will remain a mystery for now. Just know that we've the mixed their tears into a premium Caribbean Rum carrying aromas of brown sugar and dried fruit blended with natural cinnamon and ginger to give it a sweet and spicy flavour. It's the missing mythical ingredient in your liquor cabinet. The World’s Hottest Chocolate Bar weighs four grams and contains 35 calories. The small piece of milk chocolate is mixed with a special chili extract that has a Scoville rating of nine million. For comparison’s sake, the current world record for hottest chili pepper is “merely” rated at 2.2 million. CAUTION: Chocolate contains extreme quantities of chilli and is not suitable for children, pets or the elderly.