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Oh, gee, Honey. I'm so sorry that it offends you so greatly. However, there is a very simple solution. It's called 'GTFO of my house and get your own goddam place' and you won't *have* to 'deal with' it!"

The mention of visiting a swingers club (where couples swap partners for an evening) had come up a few times, and eventually we decided to take the plunge. We set our rules before we headed in, both extremely nervous, neither knowing what to expect. I asked them if they knew why Sam lived with us “Because he is lonely and doesn’t want to live on his own” says one, “because he loves us” says the other, “because we love him” pipes #3.. I realized the conversation wasn’t going anywhere fast. I asked them if they understood that I loved Sam. Yes, they understood. I asked them if they understood that I still loved Daddy just as much, and no less than I always have, yes, they did. Sexually we were very comfortable, and in our younger years dabbled in the world of swinging. The bond we had enabled us to share ourselves and each other, and trust that our emotions and physical fun could be happily kept separate.

Mentioned on this Episode: Sure Thing Shoots Manor · Splash Mocha · Cris Minx · Subgirl0831 · Adriana Chechik TV · Brandi Love · Kenzi Foxx · Exxxotica The day came where I felt ready to talk to the kids, and ask them if they were aware of the situation. It was obvious they would have seen Sam and I interact differently than my other male friends or housemates in the past. By this stage they adored him, so that wasn’t my worry, I was more concerned they may have thought I no longer loved their daddy. I'm a woman in my mid-50s who has been in a happy hetero marriage for the past 25 years. We are each other's best friends, and though the sex has dropped off a bit, it's still exciting and fun. Here's the thing, though: for the past maybe ten years, my husband's sperm has started tasting absolutely horrible—bitter and nasty—and my response now, nearly every time I give him head, is to gag when he comes. Sometimes it's okay, but sometimes it's so bad that I literally throw up a little bit into my mouth. He had a vasectomy about 15 years ago, I don't know if that makes a difference. Maybe it's just age, or what he eats? Then everything changed the night I met Sam. He was older and cheeky and I immediately felt drawn to him. We didn’t spend a lot of time chatting that night, but when we returned a couple of weeks later I secretly felt excited to see that Sam and his partner had attended the club again too.

My (31F) partner (29M) and I started hotwifing a year ago and we’ve really been enjoying the lifestyle. We thought we’d share the story of our first encounter.

The NRA may be bankrupt (in more ways than one), but in Ada, Oklahoma, as well as Acworth, Georgia and a bunch of other pious little American towns, it’s easier to buy a gun than to vote. And you don’t even have to buy the gun if your husband already has one. Men tend to produce less ejaculate as they age, ANB, and ejaculate isn't produced in the balls. Sperm cells, which are produced in the balls, only account for a tiny percentage of a man's total ejaculate—and sperm isn't a sweetener, ANB, so removing sperm from the mix (by getting a vasectomy) won't impact taste much.

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