Would you rather be imprisoned for a murder that you didn’t commit or for a murder that you did commit? If you could make one part of your body or one of your senses fifty times more sensitive than it currently is, which body part or sense would get a fifty times increase in sensitivity? Would you rather it turned out we were all just characters in a video game being played by a slightly bored teenager or that the last ten years of your life had just been a dream and you’re about to wake up back where you were a decade ago?

There was also another game involving towels entitled ‘Julio Iglesias’, the rules of which are frankly too unhinged and possibly even dangerous to relate here unless anyone is really up for playing it themselves. Incidentally there’s lots of sticker collecting-related fun in Looks Unfamiliar with Pete Prodge here. What was the worst thing that a relative bought you something for Christmas that wasn’t quite what you wanted but you had to pretend to like it anyway? It’s incredibly difficult to convince anyone that something that ephemeral actually existed, though. Needless to say, I think that lone episode – Part Three, Air Lock – is fantastic, and you can find my review of the ‘first’ showing after it was recovered in my collection Not On Your Telly here.Would you rather have the ability to shoot bees out of your eyes or have a pair of shoes that never needed to be cleaned or repaired? If you could go into a chrysalis and turn into anything else – you can melt in there if you want – and you still have your memories, what would you turn into on the other side? I’m a great believer in not disregarding the manner in which anything was very first presented to you – no matter how ‘wrong’ it might well be – and in fact you can hear be expressing some suitably strong opinions on the BBC’s edits of The Monkees, The Banana Splits and Boss – sorry – Top Cat here.

There’s something indefinably compelling and uplifting about this arguably most bizarre entry in the already famously bizarre universe of football singles. If you could travel back to any historical period – not just your finger, all of you – A) Where would go if you could go back one time to one historical place in time, where would you go?Pleasingly, this all balances out and as a result it’s still teetering on the very point where good meets not good, presumably much like a Dairy Crunch wedged at that point at the front of a vending machine where it looks as though it might fall and provide you with furtively-snatched free chocolate at any minute, but never does. Would you rather have to host ITV’s Tipping Point once a week for the rest of your life, or own a canoe? What do you think is the lamest modern-day item that you could take back to the Middle Ages and then it would lead to you becoming king of the Middle Ages?

Elis James: What sort of problems did you encounter being the slightly more chilled-out one in a double act?If you had the ability to be a virtuoso on any instrument without practising, what instrument would you choose? Memories include some kids playing with a dead rat, and a gang of boys in Batman masks pushing me over. If you had to permanently seal up one of the holes in your body, not including the pores in your skin of your hair follicles, which would you choose?

Emergency Questions is the name of a book by the comedian, Ftone Clearer and TV’s Percy The Shepherd from Servants Richard Herring. Ben Evans: How do you think Simon Pegg was chosen to play the amazing role of Thompson in the new Tintin film? Containing 1,001 conversation starters from one of our most cherished comedians, along with plenty of answers from the many household names who’ve appeared on his podcast, this book is virtually guaranteed to remove any social anxiety from your life, and will raise your repartee-game to new heights.so far, and if you want to know what Emergency Question he was asked and what answer he gave, you’ll have to listen to his episode. Richard has been meaning to clean the drain outside his kitchen ever since he moved into his new house two years ago. Incidentally, when was the last time you saw someone reading a Kindle, as opposed to a physical book, on public transport?